Profile
Sergey Lamzin
Than you everyone. Thank you for your great questions and Thank you for your votes and support!
My CV
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Education:
Diploma in Computer Science, University of Tübingen, Germany, 2006-2010
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Qualifications:
Diploma in Computer Science
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Work History:
n/a
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Current Job:
Final Year PhD
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Get in, get coffee.
Find out that my computer isn’t working.
Reboot, get coffee while it reboots.
Find out that Internet is down. Call support, get coffee while in the phone queue.
Get informed that they are aware of the problem and are working on it around the clock. Get coffee while they are working.
Brainstorm about broken computers with colleagues, over coffee…
Go home before more things break.
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What I'd do with the prize money:
I’d program you to do my will!
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My Interview
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How would you describe yourself in 3 words?
Wise men speak when they have something to say – fools when they have to say something.
Were you ever in trouble at school?
I tried to mix explosives in chemistry class
Who is your favourite singer or band?
Madonna.
What's your favourite food?
Marzipan
If you had 3 wishes for yourself what would they be? - be honest!
Psychic, Rich, Immortal. In two words: Professor X!
Tell us a joke.
One situation, 4 people. Fire! The engineer: fetches a bucket of water, pours it over. Fire extinguished, room flooded. The Physicist: calculates, fetches a glass of water, carefully pours it over. Fire extinguished, room not flooded. The mathematician: calculates, says “A solution exists” and sits back down. The chemist burns trying to find a thermometer…
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